#27 - Yoinked from mugging_hipster!

[reileen]

The sad thing is, if a guy ever said any of these to me, I might actually be inclined to like him.




- Hey, you're O positive too? Guess you're my type!

- Remember my species - you'll be classifying it later.

- Hey, my Y is almost as big as my X.

- I lost my genetic code, can I have yours?

- Let's evolve, because there's definitely unity with diversity.

- Nice quadrats - can I study them?

- Hey, I think you need to adjust my diaphragm.

- Can I exchange materials with your surroundings?

- Asexual reproduction is for pansies.

- Let's get together later to converge.

- Hey, I'd like to sample your population.

- I think I need to work on the structural formula of your fatty acid.

- Hey, baby - I'm homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?

- Hey, baby -- you're a substrate and I'm an enzyme. Wanna test the lock and key model?

- In the electrophoresis gel of life, your lane runs all the way to the bottom.

- Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as a real operator. Personally, I think I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.

- Hey, baby; wanna test the 'k' of my bedsprings?

- Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.

- Much of our shared knowledge was discovered in the East before being brought to the Western world: the number zero, Arabic numerals, the quadratic formula, the Kama Sutra.

- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone #?

- You are one well-defined function.

- Hey, baby - I wish I was your integral; can I find the area under your curves?

- Hey, baby - I wish I was your derivative, 'cuz then I'd be tangent to all yo' curves.

- Hey, baby – wanna be sinusoidal functions? We could oscillate horizontally…

- Want a hot Euler body massage?

- Could I integrate your natural log?

- Why don't you come over later so you can balance my equation?

- Nice parabolas. (Calculus FOR GREAT JUSTICE.)

- What's the probability of me+you? (What's the P(Me+You)?)

- What's my z-score of getting laid? (The statistician in me LOL'd at this one.)

- Your clothes define one tight function. Is it differentiable everywhere?

- If beauty were a vector field, you'd have a positive divergence.

- In the vector field of love, you've got a positive curl everywhere!

- You're the eigenvector in my matrix of love. (Again, I LOL'd.)

- Why don't we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction?

- You look harmonic -- can I be your driving force?

- Hey, baby -- I'm a particle and you're a quantum potential... can I penetrate your classically forbidden region?

- You and me... in parallel or in series?

- Every time I see you, 1000 non-ohmic resistors melt in my heart.

- Hey, baby -- I'm a changing magnetic field. You feel a voltage anywhere?

- Your lips are like two equipotential surfaces...

- Your bell curves are nicely distributed! (BELL CURVES FTW.)

- I'd love to instantiate your structure.

- You make me exothermic.

- Let's get in that tub and make an aqueous solution.

- National Geography Bee pick-up line: Oman, I want Djibouti

- I love the humanities -- I'm very fuzzy, wanna feel?

- Hey, baby -- you're exciting my electrons. Wanna try some chemical bondage?

- Hey baby, how about I tinker with your software while you turn on my hardware?




Geeks rule.

-Reileen
praying you weren't out of range