Reileen van Kaile

No idea who originally came up with this list.

The Best Children's Books Never Written

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mother Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go to Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refridgerator
11. Strangers Have the Best Candy
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
20. Bi-Curious George
21. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
22. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
23. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
25. Babar Meets the Taxidermist


Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dumb Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

-Reileen
could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you